When life becomes craptastic, it’s always the blog that suffers. It’s sad, but true. So, I decided to dedicate today’s episode to answering some of My Imaginary Talk Show’s recent fan mail. Unfortunately, due to chronic blog neglect (because of craptastic circumstances beyond my control), I only have recent SPAM mail to address. I hope you’ll enjoy it as much as I have.

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My Imaginary Talk Show’s response: Thanks, 1stpharm Legit! I’m glad you found my presentation of the Mary Tyler Moore Show Apartment to be easy to understand. I was afraid I might lose some readers with the complexity of that giant “M” on the wall. Stick with it! You’ll get the hang of the complex and broad subject matter!

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My Imaginary Talk Show’s response: Awwww! I love clever pet names. Thanks for the list. Don’t worry, I’m not publishing the link because I care about your privacy, Catsnames. I’m sure you understand! It was almost fitting that you were responding to Betty Lynn, Otherwise Known as Thelma Lou since Barney Fife thought Thelma Lou was the cats! Meow!

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My Imaginary Talk Show’s response: Wow! Thanks for reading every day. That takes a lot of commitment since I haven’t exactly been churning out the new content. Do you really think it deserves to go viral? From your mouth to Google’s ears!

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My Imaginary Talk Show’s response: Thanks, WedGeo! That is a real load off my mind. Fun fact: Betty Lynn, Otherwise Known as Thelma Lou never married, though she was engaged once. I wonder if she kept the ring and if it was as timeless a symbol of love and devotion as yours.

CheapRXdotcom Legit wrote: First off I would like to say fantastic blog! I had a quick question that I’d like to ask if you don’t mind. I was interested to find out how you center yourself and clear your thoughts prior to writing. I have had a difficult time clearing my mind in getting my ideas out there. I truly do take pleasure in writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are usually lost just trying to figure out how to begin. Any recommendations or hints?

My Imaginary Talk Show’s response: Thanks for the compliment, CheapRXdotcom Legit. I have to ask if you are by chance related to 1stpharmdotcom Legit. Legit can’t be a very common last name and you are both peddling meds online. Coincidence? Surely, not! It’s interesting to see you were drawn to the Mary Tyler Moore Show Apartment post, just like your online drug comrades, 1stpharmdotcom Legit and Privatepharmacy Coupon. Those online pharmacy spammer conventions must be a hoot!

As for your question about how I center myself and clear my thoughts prior to writing… For starters, you are assuming I have thoughts to clear, which would not make it to the blog. I don’t. If I think it, I will write it. I do find it helpful to go potty before I tackle a writing task. That buys me about 20 minutes before I have to go again.

Well, My Imaginary Talk Show fans, my 20 minutes are just about up. Gotta run!

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